Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

Some of us get nervous at the thought of an ear piercing, some of us find the idea of a needle piercing our skin & depositing ink repulsive, but some of us need a LOT more!

Honestly, most of the people with bewbs who play World of Warcraft are male. We call them 'man bewbs', the creation of the years of mountain dew fueled-gameplay it takes to service a decent World of Warcraft character.

It's a sad statement to make but some people really have some serious issues with alcohol. I mean, what a total waste of spilled beer, have these people no shame?

Ready for some cats with Nick Cage's face shooped on to them? Yeah, me too. Despite a laundry list of some pretty-dammed god-awful career decisions, the intenet really does love Nick Cage. Perhaps a little too much...

A colorful collection of wasted women who still manage to look cute with their heads stuck down the toilet bowl & vomit coming out of their mouths! It's amazing there was still someone left standing to capture this with a camera!

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

Here is a superb solution when it comes down to trying to remember 'what' dead President belongs with 'what' bill denomination - Stick a celebrity on the note and you will be able to recite them with no trouble.

Jeebus, if i ever knew i would be quoting Grease lyrics to describe seriously hawt chicks & summer when i was a kid then i would have converted to a Jehovah's Witnesses on the spot - WTF!?!

If attractiveness was a mathematical equation then the amount of skin on display would be an all important ratio. That's why women look so much better when summer rolls around and they disrobe a bit.

In the not too distant future there'll be no 'nerds' or 'geeks, all of these titles will be a thing of the past as everyone will have a cute cyborg who'll love you enough to put up with your W.O.W account AND make you a sammich.