Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

So here it is, the day of the week that feels like your human reset button has been engaged and life returns to, well, exactly the same as it did last week. That only leaves you 7 days to f#ck it all up again. Meanwhile, here are some pics.

Fancy a whole heap of gross, maybe some distended man guts? Yeah, me too. Well get your Me Gusta face on because it's time for 40 of the best. These are the most swollen, hairy abdominal abominations you'll ever likely to see.

Here's living breathing proof that you can never keep good idea from spreading into another medium. In fact, i'd say it brings together the two things that primarily exist in every geeks mind.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

Apparently something rather perculiar happens if you put an egg in vinegar. It turns completely transparent and some how seems a lot less appealing to eat with thin strips of buttered toast. Weird.

Laziness might not sound like a positive attribute, but it can inspire some serious creativity! Who knew? Some of these examples were doomed to failure from the get-go, but others are borderline genius.

It's that time of the year to throw caution to the wind and release your inner wild child. Drink like your life depended on it, even though a lot of these people are gonna regret it for a long time & if they don't, they should.

Sometimes temptation is too much for some people. If your current girlfriend is slim, active and only eats one salad leaf a day - respect her - it takes a lot of will-power to avoid the lure of burgers & fries as these relapses reveal.

Houston, we have a problem! Lady Gaga is down by the pool in her bikini and there's not a weiner to be seen, maybe the 'she' isn't a 'he' after all? Thank god for itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny Laday Gaga lepoard-print bikinis!

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.