I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

For some of us that sit at a computer all day, having the odd slice (or 10) of pizza to keep us going, the thought of shedding the pounds and toning up to a six-packed muscle-bound human might seem impossible. Apparently though it isnt.

What is it that makes certain female celebrities stick out from the crowd, they all seem to have something in common, but i just can't seem to put my finger on it is....I probably wouldn't be allowed to anyway.

If only chicks were like clothes, you know, you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice & go into a changing room to try it out for size. Of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it!

It's clothing with inappropiate slogans that there should be laws against their owners wearing. If your opinions can sometimes be offensive to certain people then the best thing to do is get a T-shirt with them printed on the front.

Females are like the MSG for entertainment, add a little and you have something that is more addictive than before. Well what we have here is a stir fry of weird, funny and cool with lashings of the special ingredient, GIRLS!

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

So you took the time out to create movie posters using Lego characters. Who's going to be the true hero and actually remake the entire movies with Legos now?

Cowboy builders & bodge-job-artists the world over stand united and protest against the nanny-state health & safety regulations they're forced to endure. Here are some of their anti-safety campaign banners. OMG

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

Lets face it,, if you can find a girl who is willing to sit through all 6 episodes of Star Wars and then dress as one of the characters you are in with a very good chance of penetrating her hidden rebel base!