I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again without the realisation that without teeth they look as scary as f#ck!

So here it is, the day of the week that feels like your human reset button has been engaged and life returns to, well, exactly the same as it did last week. That only leaves you 7 days to f#ck it all up again. Meanwhile, here are some pics.

It's an intimate sneek-peek at the internets favourite girl next door pinup. It's been years since she took her top off on the Jerry Springer show - Still, i'm not gonna complain :)

Social networking may be cool, but just remember that your parents have access to it as well. Facebook and parents are a pretty awful combination. Unwittingly revealing intimite details about you to the world.

Some say that E3 isn't what it used to be. That it's become more of an event for industry insiders that actual gamers. If these pictures are anything to go by though, those reports have been greatly exaggerated.

Capturing an exact moment in a photo sometimes yields totally different results than at first expected, when something in total action mode gets frozen in time some very interesting outcomes can happen that are awesome!

A collection of awesome artwork from various sources - Mike Mitchell's character art, Benjamin Carre's Star Wars paintings and the artworks submitted for the DC Movie Poster competition

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants. It'll guarantee that part of your body willl reach a higher plane of existance!

Someone PLEASE get these girls a burger! There's thin & then there's WAFER thin! Sometimes a chickl's obsession with her figure can go just a little too far and result in a body so thin she'll snap in half if you look at her.