Weird Weddings

The word 'weird' really doesn't do justice to some of these. They are without doubt the most ridiculous and bizarre collection of wedding day snaps that has ever been assembled. Happiest day of their lives?

I would find more images, but I couldn't be bothered. I can't even be bothered to write this caption. I'll put the TV on, pass the remote and make us a sammich would you? Oh and grab my slippers and the duvet, I might have a nap.

Time to witness pure evil, right down to correctly applied eyeliner, torn fishnets, asymmetric hair and a huge appetite for cake and abject misery - And you thought you had it bad!

More and more people are discovering the power of self-image manipulation, but faiing badly at manipulating their own image. Unless these people are able to bend time & space that is!?

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event for the internet - It's a continuing cute chick caught-short conundrum. Long may it reign.

Sometimes it can be hard on these cold, dark winter days to try and remember what sunshine, sea and seriously cute girls in bikinis ever felt or looked like - Here is some inviting imagery to raise the temperature!

No matter where i go i am amazed at what incredible natural wonders of nature - i am of course talking about the female of the species and their attire wherever the sun decides to shine - The Earth just got HAWT!

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?

It might seem like yesterday to you but if in reality it was SO last century, can you remember all those daily things that you couldn't bear to be without (before the internet came around?). Time to get nostalgic.

Think about it before you turn away in horror, all good things come in pint-size packages. Honest! Lets face it, there are definitely 'certain' advantages to be explored!