Terrible Taxidermy

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing females, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

So the Olympics and the paralympics are over. The races have all been run, the medals have all been handed out and the politicians have all received their rightful booing. Time to admire the subversive street artists take on the proceedings.

I don't think I'm alone in saying that I almost never look at my receipt, even after seeing these weird receipts I'm probably not going to start either but it shows you never know when you could find something that would make it worth while.

Think about it before you turn away in horror, all good things come in pint-size packages. Honest! They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else, and lets face it, there are definitely 'certain' advantages to be explored!

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event for the internet - It's a continuing chick caught-short conundrum.

The apples of iPhone's eye are back for some moar self-shooting photo-phone-phun and it looks like they are holding nothing back this time - i've never wanted to be a handheld device more in my entire life!

I'd put my 'chen' on her 'bund'. I honestly don't even know what that was supposed to mean. I think it was just meant to sound vaguely sexual. Yep. I want to do vaguely sexual things to this woman.

Sometimes when all you offer your employees is a boring dead end minimum wage job that could be done by a robot they will find ways to make their day a little better. Either that or they put the sign too close to the ground. Epic.

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

This stunning celebrity hottie could teach a course on how to make mountains out of molehills! Here she shows off some of her finer assets!