Anime Girl Meets Real Barbie

Two horribly plastic faced peas in pod. An eerie pod. This kinda reminds me of that film Mimic. It's like an alien approximation of what people might look like. Almost right but just off by enough to look totally creepy.

Ample assets & toolbelts, nurses with burgers, nakie barbecues, ample assets & bigger lagers, bikini car washes - They're all here and they're all pretty dreamy...

It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night on the booze, and you're past that point where you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.

'Drool, drool everywhere & not a drop to spare!', that's how desperate things are for a dude when these chicks come out to play - All dressed up (and sometimes not) and everywhere to go - Thank you God for inventing babes!

It's cookbooks for experimental eaters. If you're bored to death of meat & two veg why not try cooking with actual testicles? I've heard they're best served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

So, just to put this all in perspective, the pope (god's representative on Earth) quits his job, lightning strikes the Vatican, then scientists cure aids. Is god trying to tell us something? Ponder that while lolzing at these pics.

It's surprising the human race is alive and relatively well after looking at some of these pics. The sins of the father and of the mother too. No doubt these kid'll grow up to be well-rounded, fully developed deviants

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

We all have our lazy days but these guys have got slacking down to a total science. Instead of judging these lazy-ass people, maybe we should respect them for their ingenuity, If we could be bothered that is!

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, mums & dads, i present the planet's most elite photo-opportunist, bent on invading everyone's personal photographic moments. Legend!

For years they've been remorselessly killed and eaten by the humans, their cooked flesh drizzled with delicious sauces. Now is their turn for a little payback and their revenge will be bloody...