Thumbs Up For Make Up

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.

Lets face it, chicks & booze are a perfect combination for teen-tastic trouble, you just can't keep a bad girl down - When things get blurry getting wild is the best option :)

Craig Tracy has probably created one of the best and most sought after jobs in the world. Not only does he get to paint ON nekkid ladies all day, he gets respect as an artist, this man is a true genius.

Wedgies are bad enough wearing men's underwear, now take a moment to imagine how much that's gotta hurt with thongs...OUCH!

Sometimes, if you look at things completely out for context you can't help but think to yourseflf "WTF is going on here!?!" - On those occasions someone may well be doing something that seems logial, to them. Maybe?

You meet a different class of female at conventions. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

It must be true what they say, chicks just can't resist a man in uniform, even if he's from a galaxy far far away. these guys score with all the ladies, but it won't last, those log distance relationships are tricky!

There's no hotter football fans than the University of Florida fans! These girls love to show off their colors in a proud fashion! I obviously went to the wrong state for my education :(

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

Another week rolls round and you start to make promises that deep down you have no intention of keeping. 'I will never drink again'. Of course you will, you liar, you just need to wash the ink off your face and lay low for a couple.

Who knew nails lead such interesting lives? If they have sex, it brings a whole new meaning to getting nailed!