Hot Bewbs And Guns!

Nothing does it for me more than beautiful women with big bazookas and big guns! How she keeps from popping out of that top has physicists stumped.

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. however, if you go waay past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate. Be afraid.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rockstars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be AFRAID!

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

Craig Grant bought a tree farm far away from the city and turned it into a sanctuary for all the cats he has rescued. He lives there with the cats and provides lots of love, care and companionship.

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

If you want to put something awesome in your mouth, look no further than this gallery. It's got a tantalisingly tempting selection of top tips and serving suggestions to make your supper more succulent.

Time to brush the cobwebs from your eyes and try and figure out what how the last 48hrs of your life left you in a state like this and the contemplation of work feels like a nightmare. Time for your LOLZ to ease the pain.

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

he age of the self-shooting sweetheart is definitely upon us with a fine display of intimate self-portrait perfection.

Time to get creative with some home-made 'tear-off-my-number' formats. Smarter than your average ad, these designs are entertaining, eye catching and you keep them as a souvenir.