Best Graduation Speech Ever

This is Jathan Muhar at his pre-school graduation and he's pretty much an inspiration to us all with his wise and sage-like word that he delivers to the expectant crowd of onlookers and well-wishers.

Ever wondered what’s going on in your brain after smoking a fatty boombatty bifta? Well, these guys are willing to fill you in on all the details, thankfully skipping out all that Devil’s Harvest and Reefer Madness nonsense.

If youve never seen someone play Tetris at “Ludicous Speed” before, it truly is a sight to behold. Sure, his virginity is probably here to stay but you cant deny that the man has some serious talent with virtual blocks.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

This cracking shot comes to us from the Paralympics and from a man who, although he walks with the aid of a crutch, is still ballsy enough to dive for a shot if he thinks he can get to it in time. Amazing.

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

Making mischief and wrecking the place, I might not know what this thing is but I still want one. No in fact, I want a whole army of them!

It's often said that you never forget the first time, that unforgettable buzz, the pulsing electric feel...

Signed up for your iPhone 5 yet? No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe this super-banned (that’s, like, much more banned than a normal ban) promo will get your juices flowing enough for you to spend you hard earned cash.

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...