Eurotruck Simulator IRL.

Forget playing 'Eurotruck Simulator', this looks waaay more fun (and dangerous) to try out - Somehow i reckon that it's only a matter of time before someone gets this wrong and dies. Problem is there is NO respawn.

They see him traversing the space-time continuum, they hatin’. Don’t mess with the good doctor or he will superfly yo’ pathetic face into the middle of the next millennium.

It's the hound from hell - This is one pooch you really don't wanna mess around with !

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

Keeping the leg stubble at bay makes buses much safer for the essential back seat make-out session !

You could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble if your missus gets hold of one of these babies ! The good old 'lying by omission' tactic just wouldn't be an option and you might find yourself actually having to be honest - Utter Madness !

In case women can't find a willing man to do this for them, which I'm finding very unlikely considering how desperate the male population of earth is for a bit of action, then you can always buy this electronic device.

You blew it. She's definitely going to have a headache tonight.

Jason Bourne isn't the only one sufferring a bit of amnesia ! Is Johnny X another hunter or hunted ?

The gorillas love that their new diet is all-you-can-eat. Their only complaint is that there isn't much variety.

It's a case of, 'So near & yet SO far' - You have to ask yourself the question, why the hell did she even bother putting a bikini on if she wasn't going to get in the water? FAIL!