Pat The Cat

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.

Watch with depressing sadness as poor Eileen, who just wanted to show off her new perm, is instead ridiculed by her supposed class mates by calling her a — wait for it — black person, who’s then so insulted she can barely live.

This guy has some balls.. but only one wheel! - OMG

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

This is just going a little too far. LOL

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

If you haven't seen Donald Trumps youtube video where he mistakes the president of the United States for a coin operated dancing monkey, you should. It's hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. Here's Colbert mocking him.

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

There aren't many people with the vision and clarity of thought to sucessfully tackle and solve a complicated issue like third world Famine. Karl isn't one of them, but he'll still have a go anyway.

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor & gurn this weekend away.