Ultra Ever Dry

Ever wanted to waterproof something? Yeah, me either. After watching this video though I'm thinking about waterproofing EVERYTHING I OWN! Seriously, how damn cool is this stuff!? I WANTS IT!

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

2013, what a year it was, it had talking dogs and basketball-playing wizards and that was just on Vine - it’s time to stop what you’re doing and catch up with the year in Vine.

Pole vaulting is pretty easy. I do at least three pole vaults a day. In an effort to up the ante this guy decides to try and catch a frisbee while he's vaulting. Probably took a few takes but it was totally worth it.

The X Factor’s back & your Saturday night’s TV viewing has got that bit more shitty. If only you had a social life, huh? To make you feel better, watch this spoof and then just transpose this to the actual show on Saturday night.

The only thing he taught these kids is not to eat the floor. OUCH !!!

It's great to have friends you can trust and rely on not to try and kill you in the name of having a laugh, but no one has friends like that, we all have assholes like this guy.

Apparently this gathering of overpriced luxury automobiles has broken a world record. I'm not sure exactly which one. Maybe the record the the largest number of teeny tiny penises ever gathered in one place?

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, 'This is a great news program...for me to poop on!'