Chris P Bacon

This shot of sickening cuteness has me a little conflicted. I'm not sure if i want a bacon sandwich or a pet pig. Maybe I'll get both and when the pig gets a bit too big for his K'nex prosthetic I'll have me another sammich!

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job !

A family member returns home after two years absence and the pet dog is so damn excited that it passes out from the sheer joy of seeing them come back after all that time. But that is 14 years in dog years.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

There's nothing like a father and daugher going for a relaxing stroll together, except there's nothing very relaxing about teetering round the edge of a huge chimney hundreds of feet in the air. WTF?

Super Hot Delilah is inviting you into her bed, if you need more than one invitation before you take that offer I've got some bad news for you fella!

Floppy Love. What could it possibly be? Well, it’s actually ‘What Is Love’ as it sounds when being played by an array of floppy Disk drives. If you close your eyes you can almost see Jim Carey and the Roxbury Guys bopping along to it.

So the Vancouver Winter Olympics are upon us & here's the newest event - 'Snowbasketboard' - WTF?

OK, so this has got to be one of the most embarrassing burning sensations in your crotch that would have to explain to your doctor. Nothing to do with STD's, just the fact you were non-adept in a silly pastime.

There are a lot of time lapse videos out there of people taken over the course of years, but it's rare to see one that it's possible to watch from start to finish without dying of boredom. This guy keeps it entertaining!