Steve O's Best Story Ever

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

Hogwarts isn't the only wizarding school in existence. Budding inner city wizards need somewhere to learn their trade too and not all of them can get the train from platform nine-and-three-quarters.

Stupid place to put fireworks.. OUCH

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

I have no idea what the hell this is about. Answers on a postcard please. I know the Me Gusta meme, but the lol face, the zombie style infection and the spitting are all just plain weird. Still, me gusta. *dance*

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

In the newest photos for Motilo, Miranda Kerr is shown in up close and personal poses in New Zealand and New York taken by friend and previous DIY contributor Lily Aldridge.

Damien Walters? Spider Man? They're punks compared to this wall climber.

Trying to show off in your car while there's ice on the road. Not the best idea you've ever had. Not only did you narrowly miss that pedestrian but you wrote off your car too. You total, total dick.

"Girls with glasses sure do have nice asses!", Epic right? Ok, so i suck at prose, but i do know a good thing when i see it & i don't need any glasses to admire this fine spectacle of a babe!

Maybe this is why we shouldn't lean up AGAINST the cars.. LOL