Samuel L Jackson Rules

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

This reporter makes a big-time mistake in this story about teens finding jobs. She really puts the "F" in Freudian.

Okay so sitting in a duck that spins gently whilst rotating in a lazy circle doesn't sound like much fun, but if you get to control the speed you can crank it up for the lolz. That's what these two did, to hilarious effect.

You’d think that penguins have got it quite easy, hanging out and going for a swim every now and then. But no, being a penguin is full of fail, as you can see from this compilation of them acting like drunk idiots.

The reporter was making an argument against the local finches, and one finch's rebuttal dripped right in the reporter's mouth.

The moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply pay the price of the meal. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine. 3. Run - This is GENIUS!

You have to feel a little bad for this kid. He catches a missed field goal seconds before the game ends and spikes it. It's still in play, of course, and the other team picks it up to win with a touchdown.

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

This dude's peel out leaves flames on the pavement. Where he's going he doesn't need roads. (Hint: It's a mechanic. To get the tires replaced.)

Just because the sport was invented in America doesn't mean that the Japanese won't become totally kick-ass at it. They're Asians, if there's one thing they're good at it's being good at everything!

The Pirates Of The Caribbean movies are long, mostly boring and way overstayed their welcome. BUT, don’t worry because you can avoid them while still pretending to your peers that you’ve watched every single minute.