Earths Ring

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

This had to hurt.. I would have thought that the rope would have helped him, not made things worse. - OUCH

You have to be pretty quick on your feet to be a bull fighter and that lesson just cost this guy a broken arm.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

It sounds like a recipe for disappointment, but they're actually pretty darn cool. They're not as bright and flash as the night-time ones but considering you can watch them in sunglasses while getting a tan, they ain't bad.

Sure, driving with an old lady would be annoying, but you would get to park in handicapped spots.

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.

His girlfriend's lousy cooking created the world's first case of Post Traumatic Food Syndrome !!

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.