Batman Surfing

Obviously some footage that never made it into Christopher Nolan's latest Caped crusader caper. It's a shame really, I think it would have fitted really well into his dark, gritty Gotham. POW! ZAP! KABLAMMO!

Imagine one of the cool, flipping crashes you created with your Hot Wheels cars in your childhood happened in real life. It's kind of like that.

It used to take guts to be Batman. Now Batman just has a gut. It's not quite the same. It looks like he has turned to a life of crime to feed his love of fast food - WTF?

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.

Is it a fit of the mind, or can he no longer cope that his true love is getting married to someone else? Let's hope no one suspects that he's falling for the bride. That could make the reception really awkward - WTF!?!

A group of Americans sample and describe a variety of unusual international liquors and generally convulse with revulsion: they include bacon vodka, yogurt liqueur, scorpion mezcal, and chili vodka.

Google have got your back with their fully autonomous car. OK, so this is just a prototype and it’s probably going to be about another 10 years before you can buy one, but still, you can walk everywhere until then.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

Just because they're one of the few humans to ever set foot on the surface of the moon doesn't mean that they'll be able to keep their balance. Maybe someone tied their moonboot's laces together or something?

Michael Jackson impersonator, Gavin Jackson, showcases some of his finest work - GENIUS!