Neo The Sea Cat

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

Russian military cadets practice marching while singing the classic '90s dance-pop song "Barbie Girl" by the Danish-Norwegian group Aqua. It's not your usual military song, but hey, whatever helps.

What’s a bunch of Aussies gonna do for some suburban sporting fun? Well, quite a lot actually, ranging from the gravel walk, to posting junk mail to people who specifically ask to not receive any.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

Meet Smoukahontas, she can speak absolutely no languages, but that hasn’t stopped her doing a pretty accurate representation of what different languages sound like to a foreign ear. I.e. Utter gibberish.

With a GoPro camera set up on his cabinet this guy recorded himself doing the same dance routine every day. Now all he needs to do is get himself a girlfriend and he can take her out dancing.

I'm guessing the moral of this video is to make sure you always go first (or second!) - The first two guys complete this monster jump but their buddy doesn't have the speed to make the distance and painfully fails!

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

Stop the presses! A Michael Bay film that doesn't look like a great big explosion riddle pile of old ass. Sure there are explosions and hugely muscled he-men, but it still looks better than Transformers...

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!