Dub FX - I Never Made It

This looks like a good gang to be in, lots of hot girls who like nothing more than carving a newbie into the mountainside on their boards. And there’s not a blonde-haired gnarly dude in sight.

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

If you ever wondered if there was any special, secret kind of workout regime that professional golfers used to become so awesome, you'd be right. It takes years of training and zen-like dedication to perform this kinda stuff - NOT!!!

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

The British Isles? What’s all that about, huh? Well it seems that it takes an American to explain the whys and wherefores of this green and pleasant land. That’s gotta hurt.

If you've never seen Kilian Martin you're in for a treat, even if you're not into skateboarding. He's brilliantly creative and extremely slick. Couple that with an awesome video editor and BOOM. Gold.

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either. But then he was a genius and not a blonde!

It sounds like the title of a new film from the makers of Sharktopus, but it’s better than that, it’s real. It makes you glad you’re not an insect having to fend off hideous spiders just to get by in your day-to-day existence.

So, you're the sort of person who's too lazy to take their pants down when they need to poop? Well, then frankly you don't deserve to live. But because you do, then get this giant nappy suit & get mocked everywhere you go.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.