Iguana Fart

Okay, so the title gave away the ending a bit but hey, at least that's another thing checked off the list of weird stuff that you'd never seen before. Sure, it's not one of the important ones, but it's a start...

Compared to the gruesome, bloody carnage of this epic Judo battle between these two little girls, UFC is a sport for complete sissies. Be careful watching it because it could kill you with cuteness.

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

It's the simple things that cause the most fun, and you get to eat the focus of attention afterwards. WIN! - The only way that this could have gone any better was if the prankster had said, 'At least you don't have crabs!'

This little dog can dance better than you. But thats nothing really heavy to worry about because he may also freak out chicks better than you do too. So it's all good!

You might think that bake sales are all girly and sappy. Not so. With the right attendees you can turn a joyous baking event into a dark satanic affair where the morsels on display are fit for the dark lord Cthulhu.

These guys must have great insurance. If I tried something like this in my dad's skoda, I'd be in all sorts of trouble. Anyway, this is apparently the world's longest corkscrew jump and if that doesn't impress, nothing will.

Professor Brian Cox, the pinup boy of physics, takes us on a journey into this trousers. A place where we can witness the splendours of his giant balls as they burst into life.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

This Russian woman absolutely destroys a liquor aisle in San Francisco. Look, lady. It's the law. When you're buying booze, they get to ask you what your age is, OK?