Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Super chick FAIL!- This is what you think is funny if you go to a catholic high school.. - LOL

It has the classic slasher horror set-up, the seemingly helpless female home alone in her underwear, a crazed knife-wielding maniac stalking her trying to break into her house, but then...oh my God ...it's... it's... Neeeeeyaaaargh!

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!

Incredible footage of a plane flying by the Burj Dubai tower. This tower is the largest building ever constructed at 2684 feet and nearly 1000 feet taller than the Sears Tower

We all remember that scene from the movie Big where Tom Hanks plays chopsticks on a giant piano. Well, here he re-enacts that classic moment with a little help from actress Sandra Bullock.

Absolutely terrifying. Not the caterpillar, but the fact that a scene this bad wasn't left to rot on the cutting room floor. Still, at least it's pretty damn hilarious which makes up for it slightly...

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

This dude had no chance at clearing the fence but tossed in a front flip to at least pick up some points for style.