How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

After this impressive display of finesse and athleticism, she should have her pick of the groomsmen for sure.

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

Shades? Check. Motorbike? Check. inability to control said motorbike? Big check! Even with shades and a bike it's hard to look cool when you've just catapulted yourself over the handlebars and taken a big hungry bite out of the asphault...

This chick dances around the room and crashes through a table, proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention

A cringingly bad advert for a frankly repellant product hailing from India. Sick and tired of that saggy old perforated hymen? Never fear, there's a cream for that! Now they just need a cream to relieve saggy chesticles...

If you have kids or have spent time with a toddler then you're going to LOL very much at this sketch, which shows things toddlers can get away with that if adults did it, they'd be ostracised from society.

This is pure pool trick shot pr0n that seem to take a giant shit on the laws of physics—and the guy's so damn good that you'll barely notice that beautiful lady sat on the table.

According to the boys working on the latest iteration of the unreal engine, this is what the future of video games is shaping up to look like. This is great news for anyone with lots of money for new gaming hardware! *geekfap*

The abs, the breathless desire, everything from the original is here, but it’s better because its Lego. And you’ll no doubt find it with far more powerful character chemistry and far more compelling acting.