Look closely!

Looks like a good foot massage.

Fatty gives his new moped a try

His weight is just too much for that poor little bike!

maybe not a wise choice

Asians are wierd

Ass-Tounding!

A perfect derrière is just like a succulent steak, something you want to get your teeth into but it has to meet the following criretia: Juicy, no fat, a firmness that won't wobble when handled and something that just melts in your mouth!

Bill Bailey’s Message to Metallica

For those times when Metallica are too bummed out with psychoanalytical blues to perform and rock the house down, they could always call upon the hairy wizardry of Bill Bailey.

The Curse of the Atheist

Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.

Hello There!

Attack of the elephant trunk!

Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?