Canada's Got Talent

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.

Is it natural selection at work getting rid of the stupid amongst us? I wonder what it feels like to have testicles in the back of your throat, if you want to find out just follow this guy's example.

If you've never seen this chick before then you are about to be in for a very pleasant surprise - She is hawt-hawt-hawt!!!

If you're scared of snakes then this will really worry you, time to leave the panet QUICK. This huge python has worked out how to open doors, so basically you're not safe anywhere now.

This chick tries to jump a creek but ends up bouncing her face off the side of it instead. The weird thing here is that she's not a blonde, but then again, maybe she dyed her hair?

If you're bored playing squash the normal way then why not use your buddy's back instead. It's probably only going to take off a couple of layers of skin & that'll grow back in due course.

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

Part intergalactic space cat, part delicious sugary pop-tart & part rainbow. Most importantly, he comes complete with a mind numbing Japanese pop-song earworm of a themetune that will have you wailing and clawing at your ears.

I always wanted explosions like this to be part of my home-made special effects attempts when I was a kid, but failed! However, this is more than close enough. This one's for you, 10-year old Me.

Every elephant has an amazing memory, so this little guy will never forget the time a bunch of tourists laughed at him.

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?