Shooting A Ninja Glock

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

If you wondered how important music can be when concerning moving images, then take a look at how creepy the Friends intro is without any—it just seems like a bunch of weirdoes moving around for no real reason.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Jeff Daniels mixes liberal sentiment with misty eyed conservative nostalgia while explaining why America sucks. This show will be the talk of the watercoolers. To be honest though I preferred him in Dumb and Dumber.

If you thought that victims of hurricanes of floods had it bad, wait til you hear about the plight of the denizens of southern L.A. They've had to put on coats and hats to play nighttime soccer. OH THE HUMANITY!

There is dumb.... and then there is DUMB! Who in their right mind would truly just sit there.. Some things people do make the mind boggle - OUCH

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

Get ready for AWESOME! If this master piece doesn't make it to Broadway then there must be something wrong with the world. Arnie puts on his best voice (and gun) for an epic performance!

Well, this one blew my mind. How the hell did he do that? Apparently, physics just don't exist in this guys backyard. The dude could walk across the water and I don't think I wouldn't be anymore impressed.

Even soccer stars like Fabregas cross over to the dark side !

At first glance you might not think this cute Canadian would be able to produce urban style farty sounds out of her mouth. You'd be dead wrong. Not only that but she can make farty harmonica music too. Skillz!