THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

Hugh Jackman is having a rough month. Starts off by busting up his eye on Oprah and now he takes a fastball to the nuts playing cricket.

If Christian Bale and Kristin Belle ever make a movie together THIS will be the only thing going round in my head while I watch the trailer. Here's hoping she gets cast in the next Batman film...

The brilliant thing about UGC is that we shouldn't really laugh, but it is pretty damn funny, so we can't help it. Son comes out of the closet to his religious mom on the phone and it suddenly gets VERY surreal. Listen up.

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

An oblivious, Australian bank worker checks out some hot Miranda Kerr nude pics without realizing he's being caught on the local news. His face at the end...

Create some truly unique characters with their own distinct, and crazy, personalities. COOL!

So you think that messing about on the river is boring? Wrong. You obviously haven't hung out with these idiots. Witness a totally insane explosion of a leaking propane tank being shot with a rifle.

With hair that flows like Zeus' mane and an autocue of justice - the legend Ron Burgundy is Back !