Biker Crashes Into Unsuspecting Female

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Is it natural selection at work getting rid of the stupid amongst us? I wonder what it feels like to have testicles in the back of your throat, if you want to find out just follow this guy's example.

A deadly duo, these two pandas try to make a break for it.. -LOL

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. Next target : Miley Cyrus.

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

You don't often see footage of semis crashing but when you do it's pretty memorable, i guarantee you won't forget this one in a hurry. We sure hope this guy was alright because this is pretty wild.

The cops arrest this dude and just before they are about to take him off to jail his buddy helps him escape. Pretty sure that's illegal too.

Hey, little girl. Go ahead and taunt that sheep. Make fun of it and hit it with food. It is just a mindless creature, right? Wrong. You are dead wrong. And you're about to realize it.

Ah, the joy of high school gymnastics, innocence, team spirit and the knowledge that your daughter is in a safe and caring enviroment, where no harm whatsoever could possibly come to her...*Wait, oh SNAP!!!

Puppets Mario and Fafa count down their picks for the best futuristic products from movies that should exist today, like the light saber from Star Wars, the holodeck from Star Trek, and the hoverboard from Back to the Future II.