Keyboard Cat - The Toy!

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

This redneck scientist has just discovered the fastest way to give your self a serious spinal injury! He manages to go from naught to whiplash in just eleven seconds. To try this yourself all you need is a car and a length of rope!

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.

The cast of the Star Wars films sing along to the excruciatingly catchy ear worm du jour; Call Me Maybe. If you're a fan of the song, the films, or just Jar Jar Binks, this is totally worth a watch.

James Cameron teams up with George Lucas, JJ Abrams and Michael Bay to make the ultimate version of Titanic. I'm fairly sure that this is a parody, but it's so close to reality that's it's hard to tell...

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

Parenting tip: If you love someone, let them go, and they'll come back to you..... Just don't let them go mid-backflip. A valuable lesson on trust is painfully abused - OUCH!

Having a smoking daughter wandering around your house in skimpy clothes might seem a bonus, but when she's a family member it can lead to all kinds of awkwardness & shame. It's hell being her sibling. Or her dad.

This is a tragically familiar sight in bars and clubs planetwide. They're drunk, noisy and a pain in everyone's ass. Don't bother speaking to them, they'll just drink your wallet dry and leave with some dude with an eyepatch.

A million free songs and, thankfully, not a single country-n-western line dancer in sight!