Welcome To Kitten Hotel

Time for an overdose of adorbz! If you're not imagining a miniature scale hotel full kittens padding around, talking to each other then we're on totally different wavelengths my friend.

This looks like one of the greatest films ever made, it's got everything a decent movie should have: girls in bikinis - Who needs a plot or character development when you have hot babes?

Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.

Pole vaulting is pretty easy. I do at least three pole vaults a day. In an effort to up the ante this guy decides to try and catch a frisbee while he's vaulting. Probably took a few takes but it was totally worth it.

It's the biggest event in the Canadian calendar. Watched by millions to see whether he will make it, the tension is sometimes unbearable. But just wait till you see the half time show, it'll blow you away, trust me.

Not sure what this guy had for dinner the night before, but whatever it was it’s given him some good propulsion. He might want to stay away from dodgy take aways in future.

A hot chick tied to a chair, and police storming the front doors? Wait a minute... is this Charlie Sheen's house? This is the best house-for-sale advertisement ever.

Now it'd be pretty easy to mock this guy, which is why I'm not going to. It would be mean, no sport at all, and might even be the catalyst that would tip him over the edge and make him do something you'd read about in the news.

Horses and camels are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear.

This lesson will help you explode cantaloupes and summon angry unicorns in no time! After you’ve accomplished these, the next thing to master is complaining about how everything’s not death metal.

This skateboard stunt is what happens when you have too much time and lighter fluid on your hands. Don't attempt this. It requires a professional level of stupidity.