Drunken Man's Worst Nightmare

When you're drunk you get the dumbest ideas in your head, "I know, I'll just walk through here, it'll be fun. Wait, the rooms spinning and so is the floor. OMG" And fun it will be, but not for you buddy.

A chick running to her seat is cut off by her classmate and trips into the corner of her desk. If there is one thing that she will learn in school today it will be never to trust your friends again. Ever.

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

If this isn't out and out the single weirdest music video that you've ever seen, well, I'll turn into an old man turtle and scuttle off behind a jury of ghosts. Also, you're a nut. You're crazy in a coconut.

Countdown has hit zero but the world is still here so it definitely wasn’t a countdown to armageddon BUT this is still weird as hell !!

This cat is as bad as some dogs when it comes to trying to take its food.. LOL

A rock slide filled with large boulders completely covers a road yet this driver doesn't seem to notice and slams into it at full speed.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

Sometimes you have to treat your instruments with respect, whether they are attached to you or you play them. This was instant karma for the torture he put the guitar through.

EA's Mass Effect, reimagined by internet animator Harry Partridge as a cheesy 1980's style Saturday morning cartoon. I wonder how all that interspecies homo love would play out in this format?