Welcome To Badass Biker Cinema

It's a decision none of us wan't to be presented with. A movie theater full of big, hairy, tattooed bikers and only two seats left. The only real question is; are you a man or just not that into the film?

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

How Hipster are you? Even if you've got glasses with no lenses, sailor tats and a ridiculous haircut, the chances are you probably don't have an Apple device attached to dermal anchors in your wrist...

If you’re going to get addicted to something, rather than something horrible like that drug that makes you eat homeless people’s faces, why not get addicted to this Pogo remix instead.

Sometimes you do things without thinking, sometimes you are just plain dumb! The side-view mirrors should have the following message: Warning, guy who jumps on car is even dumber than he appears. Next time take a bus buddy!

What goes around comes around, always remember that! A bully picking on a little kid ends up becoming batting practice for some crazy guy wearing a cape.

Some think she's cute, others are terrified by the mere sight of her. The girl who puts the fan in fanatical, she's a wild eyed stalker that will give you night terrors. Bad times for bunny rabbits...

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

The Rev. Phil Snider told the council during the August hearing that “this step of gay rights is but a steppingstone toward the immorality & lawlessness that will be characteristic of the last days.” But then, what’s this?

Run for the hills…….THEY ARE COMMING!!!! And if fat men’s bellies aren’t your thing, there’s always the slender femmes in bikinis to help you over that trauma. Total and absolute WTF!?! territory stuff here!

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!