Suicide Bird

No matter how many times this cat throws a paw or a set of sharpened teeth his way, he continues to inch his way ever closer. You can just imagine a group of doves just off camera egging him on.

Vision gets rightly pissed off when he overlooked for a part in the avengers movie. Sure, he might be a slightly socially maladjusted super-powered android, but that doesn't mean he should Hawkeye should get the job...

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...

A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition.

"I wonder what his dick tastes like." said no woman ever to her friends while catcalling a dude from her ride. But that is the world that's explored in this video—it's just a shame it's not the real world.

They say it was the sponge that Mary Magdalene wiped Jeebus with when he was carrying the cross on his way to be crucified.

Two girls pretend to play dead. One girl plays it safe, while the other goes for gritty realism, bouncing her head off the windowsill. She should definitely get the role if she ever wakes up.

Awkwardly interviewing major celebrities in a closet before attempting to kiss them sounds like a formula for cringe-worthy failure. Somehow though, Mike O'Brien manages to make it hilarious.

Straight from Argentina, this hot bendy chick makes me think of only one word, 'FAP'...or is it "OUCH!"

This dude takes his girlfriend to the Venetian in Las Vegas for a romantic gondola ride but steps in then flips over the edge of the boat.

This starts out uber hawt, and it just gets better and better as the clothes get less and less. After watching it I had to go and sit in my giant freezer for a few minutes just to cool down. Dayam.