Tased At Walmart

America is a funny place. The land of the home and the free. Well guess again land of the arrested and tased!

If you’ve been on the internet, you’re probably a fan of Ken Block’s awesome Gymkhana videos. But you’ve probably never seen it done like this before, with a go-kart and a gorilla and a ladder.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

Hot tubs are steamy salacious cauldrons in which countless supermodels have splashed their way into America's collective male fantasy. But like so much fungi, there's an icky reality just below the surface of the water.

For the hundreds of times I got beaned while at bat its hard to feel sorry for a pitcher getting dropped by a line drive. Not as bad as in the nuts, but some of these balls are going FAST!

First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.

Could this be the first signs of the technological singularity? When the robots gain self-awareness and the enslavement of the human race is set under way? Or could it just be a geek making a very impressive puppet ?

How urgent is your journey to the other side of this bridge, maybe go the long way this time? This is what happens when you let your engineers drink Vodka during lunch break.

The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.

You can see the logic here, Mad Men’s a great show, Walking Dead’s a great show — plus the universal rule that all things can be improved with zombies. Combine the two of them & you have something with double the awesome!

Many have tried and failed. Carlton has gone down in TV history for busting this sweet dance out. But he never did it stood on top of a M1068 in full gear, while MLRS rockets fly about behind him