90 Foot Rubber Band Nutshot!

Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to achieve greatness - He did actually impress the girls in his dorm with this idiotic stunt. Of course, bitter irony, he was useless to them afterwards - What a dufus!

You may think the answer to this one is obvious, but it’s a red herring, so why it is we feel the need to lock lips? If nothing else you’ll learn that the scientific name for studying kissing is “philematology”.

I guess if you have a hit chat-show program on TV you can pretty much do what you want with the stars who appear on it - Behold the 'Cooler Scooter Race' with Liam Hemsworth - Excellent lolz.

Dolphins are seriously intelligent creatures and we don't really know if they regard us as idiots or not - This might look like an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise. Just look at the expression on his face!

Lets face it, there are way more than just eleven reasons why it's great being just us - We were going to make "11 Reasons it's Great Being a Girl" but we couldn't think of any.

When it comes to carnival games, this guy from Detroit has it down to a science. He wins so many toys from these games that they've limited the number of times you can win, and he's had to store his winnings in a garage!

Obviously, the guy with his arms in the air has had waay too much to drink - OMG

MMA fighter Akihiro Gono feels the agony of de-feet after a swift kick from Dan Hornbuckle.

It’s a pretty simple formula that Patrice O’Neal has for telling how hot a white woman is. Some people aren’t going to like it but he sure is the funny. The way to test how funny is to see how much your stomach hurts after watching this.

Literal versions may be played out, MSPaint stuff may be passe, but Thrift Shop? That tune is a class act. No matter what you do, if you're doing it to a Macklemore track I'm probably going to enjoy it...

A clogged pore gets unclogged for the first time in 25 years. And it is an epic, epic blackhead that gets removed—just be warned that once you’ve pressed play you’ll never be able to unsee this horror show.