Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

After seeing Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror someone decided that it would be fun to recut the terrifying psychological horror Insomnia as a romantic comedy. You, sir, are a freaking genius.

Fancy winning the chance to meet the creators of the PlayStation® game Uncharted and create your own in-game multiplayer character for Uncharted 3 - All you have to do is audition and prove you are as good as Nathan Drake.

It looks like one of Lindsay Lohan's prayers was answered. The one for the successful movie comeback is still pending.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Seems that overt voyuerism has found it's way down the food chain these days, some roo's just have no sense of shame anymore.

This is probably the most unusual dating site video you will ever see. I'm no expert but I'm going to go ahead and assume that she didn't get very many responses. She probably ate the cat afterwards too.

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

Jerry Seinfeld is so excited about the new Acura NSX that he will stop at nothing to acquire the very first one. Check out the extended version of Acura's big game commercial.

This man should be congratulated. He has managed to create the most offensively bad piece of music ever. Not content with that, this is only one song from an entire albums worth of similar material. Impressive.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!