Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.

Finally you can pretend you’re Luke in the Millennium Falcon gun turrets taking down the enemy TIE fighters, turning wherever you are into a lazer-strewn, starship battle-ground.

Mount & Blade, the medieval war game has got a mod where the action is transferred to modern day Glasgow, which is pretty medieval anyway so it should be a perfect fit.

Remember the winter, you know, when it gets cold & stuff. This is a demonstration of something interesting you can do when it's too cold to do anything fun outside. Freeze a bubble. Then go back indoors.

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.

Legs-that-go-on-forever Ling has got just about the most perfect trim body i have ever had the pleasure to witness !

Signed up for your iPhone 5 yet? No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe this super-banned (that’s, like, much more banned than a normal ban) promo will get your juices flowing enough for you to spend you hard earned cash.

Let’s all get rich selling our VCRs! Woohoo! Have we got to a point where VCRs are so old now they’ve become antiques worth loads of cash, like some relic from a forgotten age? It’s highly doubtful.

The moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply pay the price of the meal. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine. 3. Run - This is GENIUS!