If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Forget the Boston Tea Party. The morning commute can be a little tiresome but these guys have come up with a way to liven things up a little. Behold the Boston Party Trolley. What a way to commute!

It's giant, it's HUGE, it's ferocious, it's pink and it's heading directly for us ! Aaaaarghh Hhhellllp !!

Whether or not this was intentional, this dude is going to have to pretend like it was or face being a laughing stock. Either way it's an impressive move. Dude just went and dunked himself like a Hob-Nob!

This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

Utterly perplexing video of motocross meets base-jumping. I'm not sure if this is accidental or intentional, but either way it's pretty awesome, provided that ditching a dirtbike in the middle of a lake is no big thing.

Skateboarding, possible the coolest & most dangerous thing you can do on a sidewalk - There's no doubting these are going to hurt like hell, some of them get hit right in the baby-maker, others just fail!

Bananas are tired of being beaten and bruised.. now they're fighting back. - LOL

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.

Think twice before you get into a horn duel, there can be only one winner and that will also make him the loser. It only lasted 35 seconds and the only casualties were a rear bumper and one man's pride.

Why even attempt backflips? It's not like if you pull it off people will be saying 'Holy crap! I can't believe he did it...a backflip!'. Yet if you fail you snap your neck. OMFG!