Pole Vault Across River Goes Bad

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

Holy crap I don't think I would like to get my head caught in this things jaws - A very nice croc demonstrates the carnage caused on a poor substitute watermelon - OMFG!

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.

I know picking your nose is frowned upon but was this necessary?

New Zealand gets all the best ads. This one is for the new corolla and involves a suicidal cat. Honestly, television adverts don't get much better than this. If you don't at least crack a smile you're not right.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

Women and men approach dating in very different ways. What women think is nice and romantic men think is a total waste of time, and this video explains that perfectly

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Unless you were in the midst of an epic drug induced trip in which case you probably can’t read this.

The name she comes up with might not be the most marketable name, given that most people would probably find it hard to swallow.

Animation showing how 13 animals raced against one another to get a place in the Zodiac Calendar.