All Kids Love Your 'Balzac'

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

He’s even shown his pussy organ to Prince Charles who lol’d heartily at such a machine. Legend has it he can play “God Save the Queen” on the Duchess of Cornwall’s. . Because he can.

Inspired by the One Girl, 14 Genres video this guy decided to do his own take on it by singing in 14 different voices from Bruno Mars to Adam Levine and he's pretty freakin' spot on.

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

Having an intensely awkward demeanor doesn't mean you can't be a comedian. Take this guy for instance. He's probably the most awkward guy I've ever seen but despite only having heard one joke he's my new favorite comedian!

You've probably seen someone burning rubber before, but burning their rim? Oh god, I hope you haven't seen that. Well, that's kinda what this guy is doing. A donut but without all that smelly rubber. Skills.

They turn this little league game into an all star performance for these young baseball players. - AWESOME!!!

The stakes are high with this fight. The loser gets a free meal and has to keep it down.

I guarantee you this began harmlessly with one sheep wandering around the car and sheep being sheep, they couldn't help but follow each other until it became a total cyclone. Weird.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.