Three Faceplants

Not for the faint of heart to try out! This dude decides to chicken out on his third attempt, but the gods of FAIL decide to honor him and step in and slam his face into the sidewalk anyway.

Let this be a lesson to all the camera men out there that decide to film the ground right after your buddy wipes out. This guy should be half way to the hospital but he still manages to get a clip of the aftermath.

There's drinking, drinking to excess....and then there's this - WTF!?! Someone needs to do some serious research into canine behaviour and work out if this mutt is just plain dumb or a total genius, he's totally self-sufficient.

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

Fans of COD: Black Ops know that sometimes you need to go DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. And if that means getting all Mission: Impossible Tom Cruise to make sure people's hard drives are at the top of their game.

It’s Animal from the Muppets in human form, how did this happen? Who cares, this guy’s frikking awesome, he should sack this bunch of no-hopers off and join a real rock & roll band - WTF!?!

Okay so sitting in a duck that spins gently whilst rotating in a lazy circle doesn't sound like much fun, but if you get to control the speed you can crank it up for the lolz. That's what these two did, to hilarious effect.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Pretty much everyone knows that bowling is mostly down to being lucky, at least people who lose all the time say that anyway—and you can't get a luckier shot than bowling between your legs to get a strike like this boss.

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...