Annoying Budgie Is Annoying

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

"Gentlemen STOP your engines!" This lady needs to sleep! Looks like this starter chick was out a bit too late partying the night before a race and promptly passes out on the hood of one of the race cars.

In most countries legal road racing is a thing of the past. Not on the Isle of Man. Over there it's a national institution. Here's a montage of racing highlights and some impressive but non-fatal bails.

ZeFrank is back to give you fascinating and hilarious facts about another spectacularly peculiar creature. This time it's the seahorse. One that god should probably have left on the cutting room floor...

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now.

Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet. This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat.

Not sure what this guy had for dinner the night before, but whatever it was it’s given him some good propulsion. He might want to stay away from dodgy take aways in future.

This could be potentially dangerous if not done correctly.. -LOL

This super nerd brings together a levitating superconductor and a bewildering Möbius strip made from over 2,000 magnets which allows it to seemingly float both above and below the track. It’s witchcraft.

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

"Girls with glasses sure do have nice asses!", Epic right? Ok, so i suck at prose, but i do know a good thing when i see it & i don't need any glasses to admire this fine spectacle of a babe!