Trampoline Jump Out Window = FAIL!

This dumb kid jumps out a second story window bounces off a trampoline and finally faceplants at his mother's feet. She must be SO proud of her son for showing his untapped genius off to her!?

Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles - It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.

This student is watching a game of beer pong from his roof when his cheer slides off the edge and screws up their game.

Do dogs dream? You're damn right they do. Their dreams are probably stupid though. They probably dream about chasing cats, giant steaks and having testicles that taste slightly better. Weirdos.

A guy goes from total baldness to full-on golden Tarzan look in literally minutes, getting a reverse haircut and beard-cut. A magic pen draws on his facial hair in this awesome stop motion animation.

The QI team take a moment to talk about the American prison system and how the slave trade is alive and well behind the bars of prisons throughout the united states. Some of these facts will make your jaw drop.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

This chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.

This little boy came to the mic and said his mother offered to pay him $20 for asking who is a better kisser...David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston. In the end the kid made out with $100.

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

I take back any time I've refused to wear a helmet at any time in my life. This is one lucky kid.