Gnome Chompski: The Game

It's got a bad ass gnome armed to the beard with machines guns and swords and he's sick and tired of being a garden ornament. He wants revenge, but on who? Why the zombies and dinosaurs, who else? This game needs to be made!

It's Back To The Future with the least subtle in-jokes and nods to the movies you'll ever hear, but admit it. You still kinda want a pair of these don't you? Well there's only 1500 in the world auctioning for $3.5k to $10k.

This looks like so much fun, so why don't you try it in your back yard with some elastic bands and your dads car. What could go wrong? OK, so maybe a lot of things....so get your buddies to try it out first.

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

It's hard to tell which mistress this might be (my guess is Rachel Uchitel), but this leaked tape won't help the Tiger Woods saga end any time soon.

This is an astonishing explosion videotaped from a military caravan. Someone better pull up Google Maps and find another route because this one is definitely FUBAR!

Sometimes it's just not going to be your day, however heard you try. Dude, you couldn't have picked a worse time to take a 'break' from arm wrestling if you had tried. Cue drum roll & a very large OMFG!!!

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

Surveillance cameras show a quick-thinking guy save his classic Ford Mustang just in the nick of time, after not setting the parking brake caused the car to roll backwards out of a garage and nearly crash.