Fat Kid Bounces Down Steps On His Head

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.

There aren't too many black guys in Aspen Colerado, so this dude is here to represent and introduce himself and his race to some of the white folk before they hit the slopes. Courtesy of Improv Everywhere.

This dude makes that woman that put a cat in a bin look like a god damned amateur. He manages to get his cat caught in his lawnmower, churns it around and around for a bit before letting it escape unharmed. Skills.

Hey McFly, you bozo! Those snowmobiles don't work on water! Unless you've got power!

A hot blonde bombshell shows her loves for all her fans on the internet - All the gentlemen in da house go 'DAYUM!'

If you've never heard of Dom Mazzetti, just think Jersey Shore but with a lower IQ. He might be as dumb as a dox of frogs, but he's pretty damn entertaining. Here he is talking about his favourite past-time.

A rather brilliant animated short by Lucas Martell about a secret agent and a problematic pigeon, who's fondness for a doughnut (could also be a bagel too, your call), nearly causes a nuclear war with the Russians.

Ever seen a washing machine commit a slow and painful suicide before being put out of it's misery with a brick? Well now you have! Another item ticked of the to-do/bucket list. You're welcome.

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

The ghostbusters theme is an instantly recognisable classic, even when it's being played by a bunch of floppy disk drives. I have no idea how people manage to get a tune out of old hardware. Must be turbo geeks.

A chick with in-depth knowledge of the Green Lantern, it's not every day you run into a girl as nerdylicious as this. Make sure you don't let her go. Don't talk to her, just get a ring and propose.