Ex-Girlfriend Revenge MEGA FAIL!

Some chicks are hawt, but this is extreme! The Etowah County Sheriff's Office has released this chick on bail after she accidentally set herself on fire while pouring gasoline and igniting her boyfriends car - WTF!?!

It's great to see that this pig can still get around despite only having his two front legs. What did Orwell say about '4 legs good, 2 legs bad'? It's all invalid when you think about how delicious he will be.

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up - And you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, then sit back and play video-games all day.

You may never have heard of Buugeng, but it's pretty intriguing. In this clip Gustavo Ollitta manipulates S-staffs (buugengs) and triple buugengs very skillfully. The illusion brought by the pieces is fantastic, almost magical.

When you are fatter than your friends it becomes your duty to be the butt of all jokes and the make a fool of yourself in almost all situations and this is one of them.

Thanks, internet, I definitely didn't have enough stuff to have nightmares about. This creepy old dude popping his eyes out should do nicely.

Fruit ninja. It's a fun touch screen game, but how would it translate to the real world? Hilariously. Yup, a weirdo with a sword decimating random fruits is pretty amusing to watch. I can't help thinking he should be wearing a helmet though...

It's beautiful, half-naked models bouncing around on a roller coaster. Why are you even reading this?

It's time for some goat rodeo! Goats are like pros, in everything, even horse riding, because basically goats are the clowns of the farm world and they like nothing more than making us all laugh.

This news reporter is dumbfounded when the anchor tells him moments ago the teams star player was red-carded and ejected from the game. A red card? You don't say?