Painful Nutshot Fence FAIL!

This dude attempts to slam dunk his final shot of beer pong off the top of a fence. Somehow he didn't grt the memo about the fact that beer and physical activity NEVER mix - OUCH!

If you have the appropriate paperwork then you can make yourself one of these and fend off home invaders using beefy artillery without so much as waking up the kids. You might look a bit daft, but it's as quiet as a whisper!

Well, will you look at that, is that a snake I can see? At the back in the glass tank? It looks like quite a large one, or is that just because it's pleased to see Adriana rattling and grinding?

The dog knew how to work the rope swing better than the kid. This is what happens when you pay for the dog to go to school but send your kid to public school.

If you ever wondered if there was any special, secret kind of workout regime that professional golfers used to become so awesome, you'd be right. It takes years of training and zen-like dedication to perform this kinda stuff - NOT!!!

Samsung have ushered in the next gen of SSDs, which OK, haven’t quite yet got to the status of being able to turn into a robot and fly around the world being awesome, but it’s still pretty super.

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

A darkly satirical swipe at the banal excesses of the wealthy, spitting outraged bile at their wanton corruption.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

Tony acts a little more bossy than usual when he thinks his mic isn't on, and the whole news crew gets to hear his tirade about how they suck.

Know what an Ibex is? No. Me neither. But this big guy’s certainly pissed at someone or something. Maybe that’s why he’s so annoyed with life – he spends all his time trying to be noticed :(