Baby Jedi Training

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!

It's a lot less gritty than Breaking Bad. Essentially it's about two guys with nothing to lose who start making wholemeal loaves in a portable bakery.

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

You can't argue with the slogan for this pair of gardening gloves. But what's worrying is if you need a pair of thick gardening gloves just to take Captain Picard to warp speed, what the hell has happened down there?

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...