Winter FAIL!

They're just like summer fails, but with more people falling into frozen lakes. And of course it's frikking COLD!

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?

What? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.

"I just need forty-five seconds to make it to the end of this slingshot with my machete, and then once I make it back to the other end with the trigger, it's on!". Some people get far too over excited :)

Wow if this chick rocked up in my office and tried to make me act sexy i dont think i would be getting much work done.

Watching a couple of guys testing the durability of a condom might not sound like fun, but you'd be surprised. If you haven't seen this sort of thing before you'll probably enjoy it. I know I did.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

As if attempting to rival the offense caused by his tax dodging ways, Jimmy Carr has devised this incredibly offensive Joke about the gays. Personally I still find his tax shenanigans more offensive.