Little Girl Owned By Soccer Ball

It's never good to see little kids getting hurt whilst supplying us with LOLZ. But while painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she'll be taking to the face later in life.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

When you’re a jobbing actor and you first move to LA, chances are you’re going to end up in a certain type of movie. But hey! You have to start somewhere, just look at Sylvester Stallone.

This NYPD cop teaches us all a little lesson in breakdancing, as he battles against a street performer and, surprisingly, proceeds to wipe the floor with him. Which is not what you expect.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.

Go shawties it's possibly your birthday, so one has to party like it is their birthday, and if it isn't so what!

Ok, i can see some sort of trend starting here with the first of '30 Seconds of a hot chick' - Two ultimate hotties blowing bubbles at each other for just 30 seconds!

Gangnam is a pretty funky tune and Psy has got himself some sweet moves, but frankly I don't think the song is his any more. Hitler just comes with so much moore swag than psy ever could. It's his song now...

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.

Do dogs react to magic? Watch as magician and mentalist Jose Ahonen vanished some dog treats under their noses. And don't worry, all the dogs got treats before and after the trick.